Andrea Corwin
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To Your Taste
Ketchup or mustard a squirt of each, or blended, French fries to your taste A fun poem with the 5-7-5 format. Perhaps you prefer Ranch dressing, or plain fries...try mixing a dot of mustard with ketchup. Better yet, buy Portland Organic Ketchup. You can eat it with a spoon! Ketchup from Portlandia. 😁
By Andrea Corwin 6 days ago in Poets
- Top Story - April 2024
Warm and Fresh
Clarissa was so over all the cold toilet seats. She wanted a warm cushion to rest her tush when she emptied her bladder or colon. Googling "bidet," she compared three models, but not satisfied, she continued searching. Her requirements included a heated seat and two separate nozzles, one for the front area and one for the back "dumps." Nice-to-have would be a night light, nozzle cleaners, and an easy installation. After two hours of Google research and comparisons, she made her choice.
By Andrea Corwin 10 days ago in Horror
Excreta Killer
This poem's news photos and subject will disturb many - read at your own discretion. The embedded article at the bottom is not "disturbing" other than the subject (there is a video link I did NOT preview within the embedded link, because I am disturbed enough by this event).
By Andrea Corwin 11 days ago in Poets